We get questions.....soccer questions

Wayne Rooney

This came across the e-mail transom and I present it to you

Steve,

Big issues at the CK Dexter Haven household. Mrs Haven has decided that futbol is the do all and be all (total personality transplant) of life excluding food, wine and of course, yours truely CK. How does one go about pursuing this in the USA.

I think an expanded blog entry discussing the how-tos and so forth of futbol partisanship in the US is called for. What cable/satellite service has the best package... how does one watch Real Madrid... English Premier league... South American leagues? And why? What are their strengths and weaknesses and of course, what else do I need to know

CK Dexter Haven

Why yes, what a splendid idea.

I would answer this myself, but I would like to see how you folks answer it. Because it is my pleasure to see other people answer this before we wait to see Italy lose today in the World Cup.